I should be asking you the same thing, I highly doubt you are waking up at that time. Tell Scott he better enjoy it while it lasts, this ain't going to happen again when he starts working.
Let me guess, Dingaling didn't think to use sunscreen or wear a hat, or not spend the entire day outdoors (Arceus forbid you do any of that stuff in the desert during the summer....).
And teach all you want in Mario Kart, you ain't beating me