GreenMan

Busted!
Plausible!
Confirmed!

Composite-4 solves all your problems

Pure genius

I refuse your reality and substitute my own.

I have to inform you that you were the one who started.

The request for a duel you cannot win.

*slaps you with the glove of poking* I did not intend to let it come this far... do you accept the request?

Your grammatical expression isn't very helpful, I am afraid. I do not see how I should be at fault, since I perfected my technique of poking, my dear sir. You should not start a duel you cannot win *pokes*

My dear sir, unfortunaly I have to say that your way of poking is slightly sub-optimal, thus you are the one at fault. By no means I intended to make you get feelings of anger or sadness for informing you of this *pokes*

Thou art doing it wrong, sir!
Thou shalt be poketh for that! *pokes*