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Jaredvcxz July 15, 2010 05:39:30 PM

Favorite Internet quotes
 
These can be quotes from anywhere on the internet: Other forums, IRC rooms, Youtube comments/videos, news sites, etc.

Some of mine    
Quote:

Originally Posted by catmmm (Post 10009352)
She starts by sniffing it and then she'll lick it. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by thiru (Post 9968452)
Letting Wikipedia define what you are is kinda sad...

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Originally Posted by Reflux (Post 9862601)
It's funny how the illegal copy is easier to install than the legit one.

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Originally Posted by Aftcomet (Post 9538627)
It's like saying take a bike to China because a plane may crash.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dilyn (Post 9733065)
I'm not racist.
I hate everyone equally.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simca (Post 9885909)
Anyone up for playing a lot with me?

Quote:

Originally Posted by CravinR1 (Post 9893931)
gex, thanks for kinda defending me <3. Your big valiant response was TLDR


Luxray13579 July 15, 2010 09:11:13 PM

Lol, my favourite out of yours is, "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."

Fubab_107 July 15, 2010 09:21:39 PM

"I'm a flying whale and I can grant your wishes!"

Luxray13579 July 15, 2010 09:25:53 PM

*Is on DSi so I can't post the picture*
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

Sunny July 15, 2010 09:32:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roy (Post 76654)
Just stick it in, and give it a hard, manly twist!


Fubab_107 July 15, 2010 09:32:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luxray13579 (Post 76654)
*Is on DSi so I can't post the picture*
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

I can get that for you if you want...

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobloxMario(Youtube)
I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING MEN.WHO SENDS ALL THESE DIGGLETT TO FIGHT?


Sableyed July 15, 2010 09:59:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Obvious
I am Captain Obvious. He is Captain Sarcasm, he is Captain Oblivious, and he is Captain Understatement, and we make us the Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement
I don't really do much in the group.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Sarcasm
No! You're so important! We can't do anything without you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious
Wait, what? Hmm?


Also, my comedy teacher once said.
"I hate everyone equally. And that implies that I hate who the most?"
And I answered (Correctly) "Yourself."

Luxray13579 July 15, 2010 10:09:44 PM

Yes Fubab, can you get the picture?Kthx.

Fubab_107 July 15, 2010 10:14:51 PM

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...uper_tuler.png

it can apply to both of us!

Sableyed July 15, 2010 10:24:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement
I've heard it's rather large.

~ on The Universe


Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill_Clinton
Thats what she said!

~ on the previous statement


Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement
They might not always be entirely truthful.

~ on The Government


Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement
She's kind of chubby and can be promiscuous at times.

~ on Your Mom


Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious
This man speaks the truth and only the truth.

~ on Captain Understatement


Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Irrelevant
Egypt has an estimated population of 77.4 million.

~ on Captain Understatement

NismoZ July 16, 2010 06:05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grave-E
A wild Misty appeared! Use your Misty ball to catch Mistys and record them in your Mistydex. Train a select team of 6 different Mistys to battle other Misty trainers and Misty leaders, before challenging the Misty league to prove you've got what it takes to be the greatest Misty trainer of all time!
*Note: This is the 'Misty' version. Connect with a 'Misty' version and trade with friends to fill your Mistydex!

Quote:

Originally Posted by V Faction
You guys are like the Reese's Cup of Horrible. Except instead of chocolate and peanut butter, it's "Awful" and "more Awful".

Quote:

Originally Posted by V Faction
*duct tapes lamp on to Bulbasaur*

There you go! Light-type.

Those were all from Bulbagarden Forums.

RK-9 July 16, 2010 06:24:43 PM

COOL KONGREGATE, BRO

scyl: im back

scyl: my internet took a crp

PokeRemixStudio July 16, 2010 07:57:59 PM

This guy cracks me up.
Quote:

Originally Posted by A butthurt game server admin
i think i dont need to explain u. U had a Effi of 80 %
DIII is a Team of descent promoters. We bring new Pilots to D3 and i become angry when i see peopel they come in and shoot this Noobs to the Moon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Same as above
Iknow! but there was Noobs in they had absolutly 0 Skill. They only wannt to chekout the Game and they cant checkout the game when they go killed every funking second.


Dragiiin123 July 17, 2010 02:37:28 AM

shut up fat santa-Random guest on the SBCChat

LiteTheIronMan July 17, 2010 10:27:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sbemail "theme song"
So you see, Ryan? You're asking me to give up 2 minutes of my 3 to 5 minute email show for what is essentially an advertisement for something you're already watching.


randoguy101 July 17, 2010 12:58:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bash.org
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?


Shiny July 17, 2010 04:16:47 PM

Quote:

Aaron: Hey Jessica Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Jessica: Team Edward hes so hot
Josh: O EM GEE he is so hot. Who doesn't wanna get ****ed by a dead emo vampire
Quote:

Josh: What time is it !?
Aaron: It's STFU time ;D
Quote:

Jack: Dude i swear it was so huge
Aaron: Thats what she said ;D

LiteTheIronMan July 22, 2010 10:59:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dajayman (Post 10806648)
Dryn, isn't your brother Uffe?

Quote:

Originally Posted by IsmaR (Post 10806709)
No, Uffe is his twin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xyro77 (Post 10806737)
no, uffe is his hamster

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Vocal- (Post 10806754)
I thought his hamster was Shelbrunkand?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dajayman (Post 10806796)
No, Shelbrunkand is a naked Lady Gaga sexing me up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiteTheIronMan (Post 10806806)
Shelbrunkand is a German swear word which is most definitely a naked Lady Gaga sexing oneself up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Vocal- (Post 10806809)
Don't make me post the Jim Carrey-Ga a seventh time

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dajayman (Post 10806825)
The video is 1000x better than the gif. Look up Jim Carrey Lady Gaga on youtube.


Quote:

Originally Posted by -Vocal- (Post 10806840)
Quote:

Originally Posted by LiteTheIronMan (Post 10806806)
Shelbrunkand is a German swear word which is most definitely a naked Lady Gaga sexing oneself up.

I like the way you think :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiteTheIronMan (Post 10806869)
I like how you like the way I think, thereby making you awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Vocal- (Post 10806891)
And then I just saw.

Your avatar is an atomic sheep.

*mind BLOWN*

~Smashboard users, on the meaning of the word "Shelbrunkand" which is the thread title of the Samus Board General Discussion

MultiWishMaker July 23, 2010 02:48:06 AM

Dude this just happened on some random chat box website but anyways:

Admin change topic to: FAMILY LIFE (PARENTS)

fRaNkisJESUS: HI EVERYONE
PonysR4PiMpS:Hi friend
alldogzdontgotoheaven:hey
markymark!:go to HELLL
fRaNkisJESUS: :( your mean Ididnt have a dad growing up you know.....
markymark!: you want the truth
fRaNkisJESUS: YES!!!
markymark:WELL YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
markymark!: but onestly i'm your father!!!
PonysR4PiMpS: GASP........DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHHH
fRaNkisJESUS has sighned off.
Goodbye!
alldogzdontgotoheaven: dude that was ****** up
looneytoonsallDAY:lol
markymark!: he totally set me up for that one
fRaNkisJESUS has sighned on
Welcome back!
fRaNkisJESUS: the messed up part is that i went and asked my mom and alls she had to say was yes dear.

Idno58 July 23, 2010 06:54:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grave-E
A wild Misty appeared! Use your Misty ball to catch Mistys and record them in your Mistydex. Train a select team of 6 different Mistys to battle other Misty trainers and Misty leaders, before challenging the Misty league to prove you've got what it takes to be the greatest Misty trainer of all time!
*Note: This is the 'Misty' version. Connect with a 'Misty' version and trade with friends to fill your Mistydex!
This is even more funny when you speak German. 'Mist' is German for 'crap'.

NismoZ July 23, 2010 02:00:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idno58 (Post 79529)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave-E
A wild Misty appeared! Use your Misty ball to catch Mistys and record them in your Mistydex. Train a select team of 6 different Mistys to battle other Misty trainers and Misty leaders, before challenging the Misty league to prove you've got what it takes to be the greatest Misty trainer of all time!
*Note: This is the 'Misty' version. Connect with a 'Misty' version and trade with friends to fill your Mistydex!
This is even more funny when you speak German. 'Mist' is German for 'crap'.

I believe I've already posted that.

Jaredvcxz July 24, 2010 07:11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaredvcxz
I vote for a lock/delete.


Everyone in favor say SHO DIZZLE MAH KIBBLEZ

Dear god, did I seriously say that?

^^

Jaredvcxz August 2, 2010 12:57:21 PM

Taken from MSN.

Quote:

Jared says:
It's you. I think.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Indeed....
For too long you have been wasting your life at forums, hitting on big nosed emo girls and randomly trolling... But now that's over.. you're going to show me just HOW willing you are to live..
Jared..
I want to play a game.
Jaredvcxz says:
OOH OOH Can we play Candyland?
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
No..
Jaredvcxz says:
Awwwwww :(
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
I dont even know what that is?
What the **** man..
Anyways *cough*
Jaredvcxz says:
You don't know what Candyland is? You have no childhood.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Well back to the rule- I HAVE A CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!
*Cough*
ANNYYHOOWWW..
You see that xbox over there?
Jaredvcxz says:
Yes.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Good.
Now screw that.
Anyways.
Jaredvcxz says:
PS2 is better though.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
You see that gigantic- OMFG THAT IS ****ING OMGHOSIJGPISJDYGPÅUJAOPIJGÅAPWUGFPOAWJGPÅOJAWPOGJA OPSg
ARRGGHHHHHH
*Stroke*
Jaredvcxz says:
And I don't want to electrify my weewee
So THAT'S how Saw IV ended!
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Indeed.
Jaredvcxz says:
Those movies seemed like low budget SciFi originals to me.
Especially the second.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Huh..
Only watched the first one and the thir- I MEAN I SSTARRED IN THOSE DAMN MOVIES YOU!
THEY- Oh wait i'm dead.
Nvm.
Going back to being dead.
so how's life?
Are you..
Grateful+
Jaredvcxz says:
Life is fun when you're not dead.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
*?
Really.
I never SAW it that way.
(Pun intended)
Jaredvcxz says:
/facepalm
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
/Smirk
Jaredvcxz says:
Badpun is bad.
I)/-)\/ I I) says:
Bad is bad pun is bad is bad is bad.

Ningamer August 2, 2010 12:58:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Someone's Signature Somewhere
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse"


TheAppleFreak August 2, 2010 05:15:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverPrince (at Lyoko Freak forums)
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's an Asian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Llamas With Hats
...Caaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!

Quote:

Originally Posted by A really long Shoddy Battle chatlog
TheAppleFreak: ACTIVATE THE TAELIA SHIELD
Blade: a what
Thoughts: taelia shield
Thoughts: ._.
Blade: is this LoZ or what
Gamer: are you high?
TheAppleFreak: no
Gamer: ARE YOU ****ING HIGH?
TheAppleFreak: Taelia has just penetrated the security walls of BKO
pokemonfan2: ....cause you refurred to me a sweety or huny...i have angry problems and took it the wrong way.....but thats water under the bridge now lol forget about it i ment no harm...
Lala: what
TheAppleFreak: therefore, we must react
Thoughts: huh
TheAppleFreak: ACTIVATE THE ****ING SHIELD ALREADY
Thoughts: creeeeeeeeeeeeep
Lala: what is this bko
Gamer: What the hell?
Thoughts: -activates-p
TheAppleFreak: YOU DARE ACTIVATE THE SHIELD? SHAME ON YOU!
Gamer: all are sockets
TheAppleFreak: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ACTIVATE THE SHIELD!?
pokemonfan2: all shields are good
TheAppleFreak: ARE YOU ****ING CRAZY?
Lala: just so you understand i have no relations to thoughts
Gamer: Hey jake, get your ass in gear and gain EXP faster.
TheAppleFreak: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
TheAppleFreak: WHY MUST YOU INFLICT GAY PORN ON MY EYES?
Gamer: HEY GUYS, AM I DOING THIS RIGHT????
Blade: if i refer to someone as sweetie i like them obvs
Blade: ew gay porn where
pokemonfan2: :O
TheAppleFreak: WHY DID YOU ACTIVATE THE TAELIA SHIELD!?!?? WHY?
Thoughts: wtf
Lala: apple is having an orgasm
Lala: hmm
Thoughts: ACTIVATEE
Gamer: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING THE F*** ON!?
Blade: why this person is like 'are shiny arceus real' i said 'no' and he says 'is this youtube video lying' my god it is a rom
Thoughts: iunno
Lala: as i have said, apple is having an orgasm
pokemonfan2: DEACTIVATEE
*TheAppleFreak has disconnected*

^ For those who don't know what happened, there's a Lyoko Freak injoke where if Taelia, a particularly annoying user, breaches the walls of the Big Kids Only subforum (which is kinda like /b/), we activate the Taelia shield, which involves gay porn. Of course, no one else on the PokéCommunity server knew this, so I got to mess around with them. When I logged off, I reconnected using an alt and watched the further confusion unfold. It was very funny.

Jaredvcxz August 2, 2010 05:25:07 PM

You go to some weird sites, apple freak.

Jaredvcxz August 3, 2010 05:44:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz (Post 10006022)
So you're complaining that a 7 year old game has bad graphics and won't work with new technology?



Either you're an idiot or a troll. I'm guessing both.


Idno58 August 3, 2010 05:55:23 AM

CAUTION. Not for veiwers under 14.    
I'm Warning you.    
Okay you asked for it.    
Quote:

Origionally posted by: TheNostalgiaCritic
I don't want to ***** BUNNIES. People don't ***** Bunnies, People ***** People because People were meant to ***** PEOPLE not BUNNIES!

NismoZ August 11, 2010 10:49:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolking49
Quote:

Originally Posted by coolking49

I got an infraction for that.


LiteTheIronMan August 13, 2010 07:32:56 AM

Shek ot the ohn-rien copemode at owah booze wis wan meereeyon troopssssssss. Wan meereeyon troops. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Wan meereeyon troop-s.


Fubab_107 August 13, 2010 09:03:28 AM

Quote:

animallover2047
1 year ago 69 Ups
"you forgot uranus"

"goodnight everybody!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8eFFnJsCjs
From there :P

LiteTheIronMan August 18, 2010 12:55:05 PM

[1: 47:06 PM] Erik: hmph
[1: 48:49 PM] Erik: wait
[1: 48:59 PM] Erik: what happens in kentucky
[1: 49:06 PM] JohnFreeman: basketball
[1: 49:08 PM] JohnFreeman: chicken
[1: 49:08 PM] Erik: just a bunch of chickens, right
[1: 49:11 PM] Lite: stays in kentucky
[1: 49:13 PM] JohnFreeman: yeh
[1: 49:21 PM] JohnFreeman: lite's got it
[1: 49:23 PM] Erik: there were chickens in iowa
[1: 49:38 PM] JohnFreeman: we don't actually keep chickens here
[1: 49:42 PM] JohnFreeman: we just eat them
[1: 49:49 PM] JohnFreeman: and then cook them
[1: 50:08 PM] Erik: goodness
[1: 50:21 PM] Lite: eat them
[1: 50:25 PM] Lite: THEN cook them?
[1: 50:41 PM] JohnFreeman: isn't that how everyone does it
[1: 50:49 PM] Lite: so
[1: 50:54 PM] Lite: you eat the chicken first
[1: 51:05 PM] Lite: then you cook it while it's digesting
[1: 51:05 PM] Erik: lite, quit being slow
[1: 51:11 PM] JohnFreeman: yes lite
[1: 51:13 PM] JohnFreeman: durr
[1: 51:16 PM] Lite: holy ****
[1: 51:18 PM] JohnFreeman: chickens 101

Jaredvcxz August 23, 2010 11:09:33 AM

[3:07:09 PM] *** Future added Furryvcxz ***
[3:07:12 PM] *** Conference call, duration 00:13 ***
[3:07:25 PM] Future: answer
[3:07:54 PM] Furryvcxz: I still can't talk.
[3:07:59 PM] Future: why the duck now
[3:08:01 PM] Future: not
[3:08:10 PM] Furryvcxz: My parents are home.
[3:08:16 PM] Furryvcxz: Like in the room
[3:08:18 PM] Future: tell your parents to go away
[3:08:24 PM] Furryvcxz: ...
[3:08:26 PM] Future: you want to masturbate
[3:08:27 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
[3:08:29 PM] Future: in private
[3:08:38 PM] Furryvcxz: ...
[3:08:40 PM] Furryvcxz: lol

NismoZ September 10, 2010 05:28:41 PM

I had a messed up conversation in Omegle.

Put in here because it's long    
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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Jaredvcxz September 13, 2010 11:57:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gex80 (Post 10645666)
Pretty sure garycole man was black. Just puttin that out there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghost55 (Post 10645691)
its gary coleman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gex80 (Post 10645716)
Oh god. What have I done?!

Forgive me for accidentally putting a space in the wrong place. I will end my life right now. Good bye cruel world.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaldari (Post 10645832)


randoguy101 September 23, 2010 05:51:37 PM

http://bash.org/?366

Jaredvcxz September 24, 2010 03:17:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idno58 (Post 83258)
CAUTION. Not for veiwers under 14.    
I'm Warning you.    
Okay you asked for it.    
Quote:

Origionally posted by: TheNostalgiaCritic
I don't want to ***** BUNNIES. People don't ***** Bunnies, People ***** People because People were meant to ***** PEOPLE not BUNNIES!

Anti-furry raeg?

Connec10 October 1, 2010 04:46:43 AM

Apparently part of a conversation I had with a friend of mine while my brother came online...

For all those who don't know, he's talking about Modern Warfare 2.
Careful: Not suitable for... ah what the heck...    

Quote:

14:31 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: yay
14:31 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: gsus is online
14:31 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i love gsus
14:38 Uhr - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: Lol
14:39 Uhr - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: So you love my brother?
14:39 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: no i love gsus
14:39 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: becasue i always nuke him#
14:39 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i dont think you was there
14:39 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i got a nuke
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: and your brother (gsus) was on other team
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: and at end of game
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i went omg SLICK
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i nuked jesus!!!!
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: so he didnt die on the cross
14:40 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: he died by a nuke
14:40 Uhr - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: Haha^^
14:43 Uhr - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: I'm totally going to quote that somewhere
14:43 Uhr - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: haha

SpikyEaredPichu96 October 1, 2010 10:37:55 AM

An Old Chinese Proverb    
Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.:mrgreen:

RotomGuy October 30, 2010 03:27:02 AM

I was on Pr3 and....

Holostar: FINALLY. No guests!
Guest_33265: Hey everyone
RotomGuy: XD

OMGITSJAD October 30, 2010 12:00:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L4D2
cJ -.- joined.
OMGITSJAD: Spooky Jmaes ;w;: ohai
cJ -.- left.
OMGITSJAD: Spooky Jmaes ;w;: D:
Fubbles: good job.
OMGITSJAD: Spooky Jmaes ;w;: ;3;


RotomGuy November 4, 2010 01:55:25 AM

Again a PR3 fun one. You can win body parts on levels, one happens to be the platypus set, and another is the robot.

RotomGuy: I needed the robot head noob. :(
Supernoob: Yes, I am a noob.
RazorGuy: Hey, you stole my name.
RotomGuy: No, you'll find I didn't steal your name.
Supernoob: I need the platypis parts.
RotomGuy: XD
RazorGuy: Platypis parts XD

Some noob there XD.

EDIT: Some guy and me had a fight about who's level is best.

RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Join Omlette land!
XGCVX: No.
OmletteRock: Yes. Join. Now.
XGCVX: I wasn't talking to you.
RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Were you talking to him?
XGCVX: No.
RotomGuy: YES.
OmletteRock: XGCVX.
RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Join Omlette Land.
TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: Wut.
XGCVX: Uhh...
RotomGuy: CAPTAIN
CaptainSkull: Yes?
OmletteRock: Join Omlette land!
RotomGuy: U and Captain Spark join FREE BODY PARTS.
XGCVX: Alright what the hell.
CaptainSkull: I have the right to report both of you.
OmletteRock: I have the right to cook eggs.
RotomGuy: You all have the right to JOIN FREE BODY PARTS.
TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: You two have messed up my chat!
XGCVX: Im joining Rotom.
OmletteRock: NOOOO!!!
XGCVX: Sorry dude, cooking eggs isn't my thing.
SuperNoob: WHat did I miss?

emperorempoleon2 November 5, 2010 01:02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blessed With Suck Troper Tale
For a lot fictional character, being liked by this troper is like a kiss of death. Books, tv-series, movies; if she picks a favourite character, that character is the most likely out of all of them to get killed or injured. Combine this with my other superpower - getting very into and attached to fictional characters. Que lots of general grief that she can't really tell to anyone but her friends. And when watching things with them, they usually (jokingly) try to stop her from liking the characters they like.
Troper: * watching movie at school* I like that guy! * guy gets beat up, and commits suicide*
Troper: * reading book* My favourite characters is him, him and him. * all three of them die*
Troper: * watching TV-series with friends* That guy is really cool, I lik-
Friends: DON'T SAY IT!
Troper: * watching TV-series with friends* Oh, that other guy got nice hair!
Friends: He's going to get bald! His hair is doomed!


RotomGuy November 7, 2010 09:35:25 PM

I annoyed the living crap out of this guy XD. Then he started swearing and it filters swear words BTW.

RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!
Pravavrin: I will give you a dino head if you join 2000 years ago.
Baddan: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.
RotomGuy: Why don't you.
JayJay99: Pram?
RotomGuy: LOL what a typo
Pravavrin: I'm not a babay!
BAddan: STOP MAKING DELIBRITE TPYOS
RotomGuy: Lmao
BAddan: AND YOU JUST SHADDUP!
Pravavrin: /reported.
Baddan: I'm gonna fingilly(f***)ing report you soon.
JayJay99: /reported.
RotomGuy: Oooh! Chubby McChubby Baddan has a potty mouth!
BAddan: Oh look who just did a shewet(s***) in his pants.
JayJay99: Shewet sounds like candy.
Pravavrin: Thats discusting.
Baddan: IDK he's a fingillying peice of shewet who married a cooler gender (b****)!
Jiggmin (HES THE CREATOR OF THE GAME) : Ahem.

Jaredvcxz December 13, 2010 11:14:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contagion (Post 11633265)
My dad got stung by a Brown Recluse a few years ago. Nearly lost his leg. If I ever see a potentially dangerous spider in my vicinity, I don't let it live.
Actually, that's a lie; I usually run screaming.

XD

NismoZ December 14, 2010 03:49:41 PM

Quote:

First, get a sprite sheet of wath you want
I recomend Spriters Resource , its a good Sheets page!

When you have it , open it in paint
Here comes the easier part!!!!
Select the Square Selection tool and select your sprite , then!!!! : Right click the sprite and select copy to!!!!!

Then a save window will open , name the sprite how you want and save it where you want!!!!

THAT IS AWESOME!!

Please rate this tutorial!
This is why I never reply to posts like that.

randoguy101 December 14, 2010 07:01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NismoZ (Post 124262)
This is why I never reply to posts like that.

And then you draw boxes and write HILARIOUS memes in them and post it on the internet

however, beware: there are rules you need to follow
  1. One of the voices must come from the ceiling, and everyone must hate it
  2. None of the sprites may be the same colour, even if you make them uglier it is better
  3. TIME TRAVEL STORY LINES ARE A MUST
  4. Always start and end with a comic made entirely out of dialouge

Jaredvcxz December 19, 2010 09:48:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cookies4breakfast
I would compare MW2 to a terrible bottle of scotch. You might have a sip or two at a friends house for the social engagement but never truly enjoy the drink. You would never consider buying it unless your friends kept saying how awesome it was. Then you take it home, sit down after a long days work to try and enjoy a stiff drink and instead are treated to something more like a mixture of rubbing alcohol and melted skin.


NismoZ January 15, 2011 05:03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSDUBLIN99
whoops i accidently deleted the first comment

well that explains why girls wear race suits in MKW.


TM38 January 20, 2011 05:38:34 PM

So, the following is my response to a guy's Gen 4 Rate My Team on Smogon.

Original Post by (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD)    
OK this is my first team, It's OK but still needs a LOT of work, any help will be greatly appreciated!

The Team:

Lead:
Ambipom (M) @ Silk Scarf Trait: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Fake Out
- Pursuit
- Return
- U-turn


Tank:

Porygon2 @ Leftovers
Trait: Trace
EVs: 92 HP / 116 Def / 188 SAtk / 112 SDef
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Thunderbolt
- Charge Beam
- Recover
- Ice Beam


Mixed Sweeper:

Salamence (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 132 Atk / 132 SAtk / 244 Spd
Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Stone Edge
- Flamethrower
- Earthquake


Physical Tank:

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Immunity
EVs: 252 HP / 140 Atk / 72 Def / 44 SDef
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Curse
- Brick Break
- Crunch
- Earthquake


Special Sweeper:

Jolteon (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Change
- Shadow Ball
- Magnet Rise


Rapid Spinner:

Starmie @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam
- Boil Over
- Hidden Power [Ground]

This isn't perfect, so please help make it better, thanks.

First off, you do know this is an Uber team, right? Salamence is uber, in case you didn't know. Anyways, in ubers, Ambipom isn't so good. You should maybe replace it w/ something like Deoxys, the generic uber lead. Oh yeah, and I just noticed, is this supposed to be gen 4, cause Boil over didn't exist then. Nor did Volt Change. Also, your Salamence only knows 3 moves.

NismoZ February 8, 2011 03:44:41 PM

19:41 <Zephyr> the highest possible key you can play is a bieber major

19:19 <Kyoseror> If I was an ass, I'd -m you
19:19 *** Kyoseror was kicked by Kieran (Kieran)

Leaftail March 26, 2011 05:18:13 PM

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

NismoZ April 6, 2011 06:53:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S.N.N.
It would be like, a gravestone, wiwhy am I even writing a legit response to this thread?


Jaredvcxz July 3, 2011 09:15:33 AM

1 Attachment(s)
http://victoryroad.net/attachment.ph...1&d=1309713329

LucarioQueen July 3, 2011 10:03:05 AM

(19:02:00) +Scootaloo: Queeney, wanna make out? :3
(19:02:15) +Scootaloo: OH GOD THIS IS HOW MUCH I PHAYUL AT BEING A LESBIAN ; A ;

NismoZ March 29, 2012 06:03:27 PM


TurtwigX April 1, 2012 10:04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egoraptor
RIDIN' ON CARS! *Guitar riff*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egoraptor
Shut your MOUTH! I don't NEED you!


earthboundfan28 August 23, 2012 04:20:25 PM

Hey I'm Grumpy!
I'm not so Grumpy!
And we're the Game Crazies!!!

Shiny August 23, 2012 07:38:05 PM

Quote:

I think they're making a 50 Shades of Grey movie. That'll be great to watch with the family.
Yeah... I'm bringing my grandma.
Quote:

Hey guys CaptainSparklez here, I'm a Trekkie. LONG LIVE AND PROSPER!
Quote:

The only other thing I know from Star Trek is that the black guy from Reading Rainbow is on Star Trek.
What's Reading Rainbow?
Wow, what a 90s kid Jordan is.


Quote:

Anyways you don't know what Reading Rainbow is, so I apologize for your childhood.
Quote:

Let's be honest here, Jordan did 99.9999999% of the work.
But at the end of the day it doesn't matter because he doesn't know what Reading Rianbow is.
Exactly, it's null and void.
Quote:

Shh, shh, do you hear it? Do you hear that? That's the sound of butthurt.
Quote:

Take a look, it's in a book. That Jordan will never know.
Am I ruining your childhood?
YOU RUINED YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD.


<333333

blueumbreon August 23, 2012 09:43:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonTron
Some people say that the NES is overdone. I tell them, that the only thing that's overdone is my toast. *opens NES to reveal burnt toast*


Creepachu August 24, 2012 12:14:32 AM

once i was on a minecraft server and there waas a fight going on. One of the kept swearing so the other one said: STOP F****** SWEARING


Fail :|

Soulradio October 18, 2012 07:25:04 PM

From Tumblr

I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”

NismoZ October 20, 2012 05:07:44 AM

Mildly NSFW. Also, read bottom to top.    
[18-10 11:08 PM] Coro: LMAO
[18-10 11:07 PM] Remps: i like it
[18-10 11:07 PM] Emily: I ****ING DO
[18-10 11:07 PM] Remps: dude be pointing his stuff at me
[18-10 11:07 PM] NismoZ58: Like you have one Em
[18-10 11:07 PM] Emily: PAYYYYYYYYNAAAAAAAAYSSS
[18-10 11:07 PM] Emily: payyyynis
[18-10 11:07 PM] Emily: *****
[18-10 11:07 PM] NismoZ58: I was more pointing towards Remps
[18-10 11:07 PM] Coro: inb4*****joke
[18-10 11:06 PM] Oggy: very small and inconspicuous....

Quadcentruo November 3, 2012 03:36:08 AM

If you're gonna troll, at least know your math.
If only I wasn't lazy enough to print screen    
Guy 1(Troll): Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk the other way...
Girl 1: 360 degrees you would be facing the Xbox dumb ass
Guy 1: Direction is only a conception of man.
Guy 2: math however is not

JeffTheKiller November 3, 2012 09:40:55 AM

"JANOSKIAN FANS, do you even maths?
DO YOU EVEN BASIC EDUCATION!?" -Tristan Barker

NismoZ November 6, 2012 08:17:59 AM

Bottom to top:

[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: @ff
[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
[Today 04:43 PM] Timati: LOOOL
[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLOLOL
[Today 04:43 PM] LotWPro: ****.
[Today 04:43 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ****ing timing
[Today 04:42 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ...which I just finished eating
[Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: No where as weird as toothpaste however.
[Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: Couple of times I got the sb to discuss about food.

Wulf Cines November 6, 2012 08:53:19 AM

Do memes count? My favorite one is...

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this..."

Ebolette November 7, 2012 03:52:00 PM

I actually have several... All of them screencaps.

http://sadpanda.us/images/1243681-TQSOXWG.bmp

Okay this one needs a bit of backstory. There was some Northern dude making fun of how he thought Southern people were stereotypical illiterate hicks. And he misspelled it as "illeterate"

http://sadpanda.us/images/1243684-8N5UC7E.bmp
http://sadpanda.us/images/1243686-VD8MS4J.bmp

NismoZ December 3, 2012 02:39:19 PM

1 Attachment(s)
These guys were playing a game of soccer on a video game and were shouting whenever their team scored a goal.

Attachment 4190

NismoZ January 21, 2013 01:24:30 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Sorry about double post, but this was too awesome to pass up    
http://victoryroad.net/attachment.ph...1&d=1358806884

MewtwoFreak21 March 7, 2013 07:32:02 PM

Well the classic meme : IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!

Cat333Pokémon March 7, 2013 07:37:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdfmovie6
I have no idea how to breathe.


GreenMan March 7, 2013 07:43:17 PM

Foll0wing that thread:
Girl: "So beautiful out here"
\Guy:"yeah, its just me, you and the moon"
Moon:"HEY, you two should kiss"


Quadcentruo March 8, 2013 04:24:07 AM

Some dude on facebook: "Daaaaamn girl, are you a fire alarm?
Cause you're really @#$!ing loud and annoying."

Reuniclus August 6, 2013 06:56:43 PM

Yay, computer stupidities. :P

Quote:

Once one of the reporters wanted to call the tech support because the modem wasn't answering his calls, but the call was answered by a computer illiterate.
◦Reporter: "It seems that...eh, modem's out again."
◦Computer Illiterate: "Oh, just a minute. I'll go look for him."

He proceeded to page the whole company through the central P.A. system.
◦Computer Illiterate: "Mr. Modem, Mr. Modem, there's a call for you."

My co-worker intercepts, trying hard to keep a straight face.
◦Co-Worker: "Mr. Modem is on vacation. He won't be back till August."

josegold February 21, 2014 06:17:17 PM

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

SpikyEaredPichu96 April 3, 2014 06:31:05 PM

So I've been re-watching a Dokapon Kingdom playthrough, and I noticed the description for one particular video that I don't think I've noticed before:

Quote:

If you thought Week 86 was a game changer, today's episode of Dokapon Kingdom will knock you socks off!

Team Hypercube is not responsible for any missing socks, injury due to sock ejection, or any other sock related mishap. If you happen to not be wearing socks, why not? Aren't your feet cold?


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