Bad Jokes
Couldn't find an existing thread on this, somewhat surprisingly. Anyway, I got bored and looked up some nerd jokes. Know any good ones, nerdy or otherwise?
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died. And, probably the most famous nerd joke ever written: There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. |
Here's a video full of bad jokes:
He's also done some other joke videos, some of which are linked at the end of the video, but just be aware that a few of the jokes in the other videos are a little NSFW. |
What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
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