Pokemon Moves in Real Life
 

I was inspired by this commercial.



Lighter + Hairspray Can = Flamethrower.

Hydro Pump - My hose turned up really high.

Water Gun - I spit out water.

Flash - I shine a flashlight in your eyes.

Swagger: Wear expensive things.
Rock Throw: Throw rocks.
Avalanche: Bring your opponent to a snow covered mountain and yell.

inb4 Harden and String Shot

also, Throwing leafs at people = Razor Leaf

Dig- Grab a shovel and dig under your opponent.
Sucker Punch- FALCON PAWNCH your opponent while walking by them.

Extreme Speed - I crash into someone with a racecar.

Ember - Grab a hot ember out of a fire and chuck it at someone.

Thunder - Get struck by lightning.. :lol:

Surf - Go in the ocean lolz.

Rock Climb - Pretty obvious if you ask me

Strength - Also obvious

Dive - Go scuba diving.

Cut - Grab some scissors.

Swords Dance: Swing a broom around and pretend you're a jedi.
Amnesia: Hit yourself in the head a bunch of times. Or do drugs.
Nasty Plot: Send a terrorist letter to the white house.

Pay Day - throw a bunch of pennies.

Razor Wind - Fan + Razor blades = pain.

Sketch - draw a really offensive picture of your foe.

Discharge - electrocuted se... you get the idea.

Heal Order - a call to the doctor.

Defence Curl - Roll up into a ball
Hyper Voice - Sing Extremely Loud
Headbutt - Run into someone with your head may result in using amnesia :p
Calm Mind - Meditate
Rollout - Curl into a ball and roll out.
Body Slam - Jump on top of someone.
Bullet Seed - Spit out watermellon seeds.
Bubble - Blow Bubbles
Rest - Go to sleep
Snore - Snore in sleep
Sleep Talk - Talk in your sleep
Fustration - Let out your rage
Self Destruct - Grab a bunch of TNT

Growl- Growl
Leer- Stare at the guy
Ice punch- grab a bunch of Ice chips and punch 'em
Ominous wind- ....
Sludge bomb- ....
Wood Hammer- Whack 'em with a tree branch
Memento- Say "I hate you." and an Hero
Hyper Beam- Large Hadron Collider
Teeter dance- dance around the guy and make him go "WTF!?"
Fake out- Hide in a garbage can and leap on someone as they pass by
Fake Tears- Like Memento, only you cry Hysterically and not an Hero

Rest, Tackle, Double Kick, Bite: Obvious
Roar of Time: Announce what time it is really loudly.
Crunch: Eat Candy
Self Destruct: Join a terrorist group...
Vine Whip: Hit someone with a vine.
Leech Life: Stay with your parents.
Thief: steal something

Fix'd



Grass Mixer- Mix a bunch of grass
Arrowblast- Replace the Shoop da Whoop lazar with arrows
Confuse Ray- Watch Inception
Shadow Ball- Take your shadow, put in a ball, and fire it.
Thunder Punch- Tape a metal bar to your hand and punch somone in a thuderstorm.

Sweet scent - Bake cookies, cake, something like it, then parade around foe
Gastro acid - Put your finger down your throat and...
Smoke screen - Puff smoke on foe's face
Stomp - Pretty obvious, super effective with tap dance shoes
Water Sport - .... I will not go there
Scald - Boil water, and throw at foe. May leave a burn
Ice Shard - Hurl ice cubes at foe

Brick Break - Take a brick and smash it on the ground til you break it.

Pretty frigging late to fix, but...
It's Aeroblast, not Arrowblast. It has nothing to do with arrows. So really it'll just be Shooping da Whoop.

My dog tail whips me all the time. Then attacks me while my defence is low :S

Mega64 should totally do something like this. :p

Anyways,
Thundershock: Taser bro
Gust: Turn on a giant fan and face it at your opponent.
Fly: Take off in an airplane or something :I

Glare: I stare at you, you cannot move!!!

Fling: Throw a bowling ball at the foe.
Protect: Use some random person as a shield.

Thats freakin awesome8-)

echoed voice-yelling the same thing over and over
sand attack-toss sand in your foe's eyes at a beach
constrict-choke some one
inferno-pour gasoline over foe and toss match on foe
bullet punch-shoot foe and punch dead body
attract-marry foe if opposite gender
shadow sneack-sneak up on foe's shadow
trick-preform trick
iorn head- put on iorn helmet and hit foe
transform- transform a transformer

Flamethrower: Lighter + hair spray.
Pursuit: Shoot a snake out of your hand and yell GET OVER HERE!!
Pay Day: Steal someone's wallet, then smack them with it.
Amnesia: ...what was I here for again?