Favorite VR Quotations

[btpoke]

just some derpy play-battling me and twiggy were doing this morning that I thought was funny

Twiggy @ 7:41:49am: * Twiggy wants to battle!
btpoke @ 7:42:33am: * btpoke accepts the battle
Twiggy @ 7:42:47am: * Twiggy used Crunch!
btpoke @ 7:43:10am: * btpoke used toxic (spit)
Twiggy @ 7:43:19am: * Twiggy explodes
Twiggy @ 7:43:21am: lol
btpoke @ 7:43:36am: *it's not very effective*
btpoke @ 7:43:41am: *twiggy faints*
Twiggy @ 7:43:54am: * Twiggy explodes
btpoke @ 7:44:08am: CAN YOU DO THAT!? CAN YOU EXPLODE TWICE!?
Twiggy @ 7:44:36am: * Twiggy explodes
btpoke @ 7:44:50am: 3 TIMES!?!??!!?!?
btpoke @ 7:45:11am: * btpoke 's head explodes
Twiggy @ 7:45:26am: * Twiggy implodes
btpoke @ 7:46:07am: * btpoke eats a habanero pepper
btpoke @ 7:46:15am: * btpoke uses flamethrower
btpoke @ 7:46:26am: It's super effective!
Twiggy @ 7:46:59am: * Twiggy latches on btpoke
btpoke @ 7:48:16am: * btpoke uses smog
btpoke @ 7:48:34am: it's super effective! Twiggy is now poisoned!
Twiggy @ 7:48:42am: * Twiggy seeds btpoke
btpoke @ 7:48:50am: ewwwwww
btpoke @ 7:52:14am: if there's any good way to kill a chat between two people, that's an excellent way

[Soulradio]

Soulradio @ 12:11:25am: Senorita, you just sat there and let him take advantage of me? ;~;
A'bom* @ 12:11:59am: *holds up a legal document and removes glasses* This official document hereby waives its owner of liabilities pertaining to the destruction of personal property by fire.
SpikyEaredPichu96 @ 12:12:00am: What is it that you think I can do? I have no control over him. I never have.
Soulradio @ 12:13:38am: *Adjusts glasses* It's payback time punk. *Eyes glint and turn into my Buizel form*
Soulradio @ 12:14:31am: Yeah like every other internet user I have more than one pokesona
A'bom* @ 12:14:50am: *puts away paper and puts glasses back on, then puts out his flames before they are replaced with arcs of electricity* I have just one versatile one. COME AT ME, BRO!
Soulradio @ 12:15:28am: Ahhhhhhh!!!! *Runs at him and trips on my face*
Soulradio @ 12:15:35am: .....
Soulradio @ 12:15:36am: ow.
A'bom* @ 12:15:43am: I WIN!
Soulradio @ 12:15:49am: dammit!

[Cyrus]

Warning: contains KYA    

Arceus is Epic @ 10:10:10pm: Yeah gigalith

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:14pm: ^ NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:23pm: Some time tomorrow ^^

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:26pm: ^ NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:33pm: I'll be ready~

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:35pm: ^ NOT KYA

Reuniclus @ 10:10:39pm: Spam

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:40pm: bxb

xbxgfb

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:40pm: gff

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:41pm: ^ NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:41pm: b

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:41pm: xgfbxf

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:42pm: ^ NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:10:55pm: KYA

KingOfKYA @ 10:10:58pm: ^ NOT KYA

Reuniclus @ 10:11:02pm: 

ThePokeMan @ 10:11:05pm: YEAH IT IS

KingOfKYA @ 10:11:05pm: ^ NOT KYA

Cyrus* @ 10:11:10pm: v NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:11:12pm: 

KingOfKYA @ 10:11:14pm: ^ NOT KYA

Reuniclus @ 10:11:21pm: 

ThePokeMan @ 10:11:21pm: v NOT KYA

Gavos112 @ 10:11:25pm: -hugging Shaymin-

/. \

KingOfKYA @ 10:11:27pm: ^ NOT KYA

SyracuvatTenlii* @ 10:11:30pm: YTuyfsyudhvsrjsbjdagjehkwijrb fiseibweifguifwieugfwueybweojb fiwyebfiuwnfwefwkejfbwyefgiweh foiwef

Reuniclus @ 10:11:36pm: 

ThePokeMan @ 10:11:37pm: v NOT KYA

KingOfKYA @ 10:11:40pm: ^ NOT KYA

ThePokeMan @ 10:11:53pm: kthxbai

KingOfKYA @ 10:11:55pm: ^ NOT KYA

GalliumGrant @ 10:12:02pm: Hai, Reuniclus.

KingOfKYA @ 10:12:04pm: ^ NOT KYA

Reuniclus @ 10:12:14pm: Hey Gallium ^^

KingOfKYA @ 10:12:16pm: ^ NOT KYA

Reuniclus @ 10:12:26pm: Cool

KingOfKYA @ 10:12:30pm: ^ NOT KYA

Cyrus* @ 10:12:37pm: inb4 not KYA.

KingOfKYA @ 10:12:39pm: KYA IS BOARD

Reuniclus @ 10:12:52pm: 

Cyrus* @ 10:12:53pm: ...I failed.

Gavos112 @ 10:13:09pm: -crying-

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:20pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:20pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:21pm: < is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:22pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:23pm: < is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:24pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:25pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:26pm: < is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya< is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:27pm: < is kya< is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:28pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:29pm: < is kya

KingOfKYA @ 10:13:29pm: < is kya< is kya< is kya

[Cat333Pokémon]

Cat333Pokémon* @ 9:42:06pm: * Cat333Pokémon changed the topic to I BLAME AUTOCORRECT
Gavos112 @ 9:43:08pm: Im immune to auto correct because autocorrect loves me
Twiggy @ 9:43:12pm: I think soft leopards are no fun
Twiggy @ 9:43:22pm: What Kb
Gavos112 @ 9:43:23pm: Why?
Twiggy @ 9:43:31pm: #@)/&?!+&
Arceus is Epic @ 9:43:31pm: I use an actual computer so any errors are my fault
Twiggy @ 9:43:43pm: Keyboard qgain
Twiggy @ 9:43:51pm: Again

[Quadcentruo]

-We were talking about names at the time-

GreenMan* @ 12:43:36am: My middle name is my grandfathers name and my last name has letters
SyracuvatTenlii* @ 12:44:11am: As opposed to Korean characters, Green?

[ThePokeMan]

(After spamming in /b/uizel, Quad returns to General Chat...)

Velociraptor78 @ 9:54:45pm: GUYS
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: d
Velociraptor78 @ 9:54:47pm: http://adopt.victoryroad.net/pet/371691
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: fd
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:47pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: dd
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: d
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:48pm: g
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: ss
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: s
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: s
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: g
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:49pm: f
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:54pm: Oh shi-
Quadcentruo @ 9:54:57pm: Wrong room!
Velociraptor78 @ 9:55:03pm: >:V
Quadcentruo @ 9:55:08pm: Kick me now
Quadcentruo @ 9:55:13pm:
ThePokeMan @ 9:55:18pm:
Reuniclus @ 9:55:20pm: Nice, Quad, nice xD
ThePokeMan @ 9:55:24pm: WIN
DiamondEdge @ 9:55:26pm: ...
ThePokeMan @ 9:55:28pm: EPIC WIN
Quadcentruo @ 9:55:35pm: Wasn't paying attention to the room number >_>
Quadcentruo @ 9:56:06pm: If you'll excuse me, I'll go club Freeze now
Quadcentruo @ 9:56:32pm: Sorry about that, I checked something, hit ok, then the spam room sent me to this room
Quadcentruo @ 9:56:40pm:
Reuniclus @ 9:56:48pm: Quad can't pay attention to room numbers (in buizel)
Quadcentruo @ 9:57:02pm: When I spam, there are no room numbers
Quadcentruo @ 9:57:48pm: What's funnier is that I spammed in this room immediately after Vel posted the adopt link
Quadcentruo @ 9:58:12pm: I'm still laughing
Velociraptor78 @ 9:58:43pm: Still funnier is that nobody kicked Quad yet
Quadcentruo @ 9:58:52pm:
Quadcentruo @ 10:00:46pm: I really do deserve to get kicked, but it's not like I meant to spam the main room
Quadcentruo @ 10:02:50pm: If anything, it's Freeze's fault for having the spam room redirect me to the main room

[Soulradio]

Soulradio @ 10:34:21pm: *Changes magnetic polarities of my fur and drags A'bom along with me*
A'bom* @ 10:34:53pm: Just because I wield electricity, that doesn't make me magnetic. LRN 2 SCIENCE
AdventDewott @ 10:35:19pm: oh boy
Soulradio @ 10:35:59pm: I can change the charge in the furs of anyone who's in contact with me. I was just touching you so you caught some of my charge
Soulradio @ 10:36:16pm: I passed Science boy.
A'bom* @ 10:36:32pm: Touche
Soulradio @ 10:37:27pm: Either way. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
AdventDewott @ 10:38:14pm: yeah
Soulradio @ 10:38:37pm: I love Myth Busters. I need to watch it some more
A'bom* @ 10:38:53pm: It's one word.
Soulradio @ 10:39:22pm: Yeah I know
Soulradio @ 10:40:04pm: Joining together words is so mainstream
A'bom* @ 10:40:15pm: *rolls eyes*
AdventDewott @ 10:40:20pm: *laughs*
Soulradio @ 10:41:21pm: I'm not hipster. Nor do I know the exact definition of a Hipster
A'bom* @ 10:42:53pm: Hipster: the act of churning or mixing one's hips with a spoon, wire whisk, or other culinary implement.
Soulradio @ 10:43:40pm: wrong Definition I'm sure professor.
AdventDewott @ 10:43:46pm: that's wrong. ;3
A'bom* @ 10:44:16pm: I reject your reality and substitute my own
Soulradio @ 10:45:10pm: .....I don't like you

[7dewott8]

PokeRemixStudio* @ 1:42:11pm: Error: unable to work
Error error: unable to tell you why error
PokeRemixStudio* @ 1:42:24pm: Error error error: System Administrator not found

[SyracuvatTenlii]

I know this should probably be in Favorite Own quotes, but I had to share this touching story with you all (from /b/uizel)

SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:12pm: There were these three bunnies
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:26pm: Named Fft, Fft-t, and Fft-t-t.
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:33pm: They were out playing ball one day
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:38pm: And the ball got onto the road.
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:45pm: So Fft went out to get the ball
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:50pm: AND HE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:52pm: AND HE DIED
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:22:59pm: And everyone was sad
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:23:15pm: So there was a funeral for Fft
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:23:33pm: A couple days later, Fft-t-t was going out of his house,
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:23:43pm: When his mom said "where are you going?"
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:01pm: And Fft-t-t replied, "I'm going out to play some ball."
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:06pm: And his mom replied
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:14pm: "Okay, but be careful,
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:19pm: We've already got
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:25pm: *puts on sunglasses*
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:29pm: ONE FFT IN THE GRAVE
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:37pm: AAAAAWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAH
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:38pm: asdfgb
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:38pm: aqerg
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:38pm: aertsad
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:39pm: fhnsadrfgsad
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:39pm: bardg
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:40pm: twadfgb
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:40pm: arg
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:40pm: adfrg
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:40pm: a
SyracuvatTenlii @ 2:24:40pm: erstaeras

[Yoshi648]

Yoshi648* @ 3:38:55pm: Also, Pokemon Black and White 2
GreenMan* @ 3:39:11pm: What do you mean?
Yoshi648* @ 3:40:10pm: It was revealed
Yoshi648* @ 3:40:35pm: In case you don't have enough games coming out that you need to spend money on
GreenMan* @ 3:56:53pm: oh boy
GreenMan* @ 4:01:49pm: This mean the site will get some more life again?
Yoshi648* @ 4:02:09pm: Probably
Yoshi648* @ 4:02:29pm: Cat is acting like he just discovered the meaning of life
GreenMan* @ 4:03:34pm: Considering he doesnt' shave one sounds right.
GreenMan* @ 4:04:17pm: *have a life sounds about right.
Yoshi648* @ 4:05:32pm: Hahaha, shave a life

[Soulradio]

Velociraptor78 @ 8:23:30pm: Apple announced a brand-new line of products
Quadcentruo @ 8:23:44pm: Who cares?
Quadcentruo @ 8:23:50pm: More music playing devices?
Velociraptor78 @ 8:23:54pm: Contrary to common logic, their new device is designed to ruin things instead of make them better
Velociraptor78 @ 8:24:10pm: The rumor mill says it will be called the iBlame Freeze

[Soulradio]

Super Pichu62 @ 8:37:57pm: Today I got a fortune cookie and opened it it said for the fortune never say never. I looked on the back for my learn chinese thingy and said beaver. Holy crap I was scared.

[Arceus is Epic]

Quadcentruo @ 4:52:32pm: But still, my dad is 40, turns 41 next month, never graduated college, and is unemployed for the 3rd straight year
Eagles @ 4:52:49pm: How does your family make a living?
Quadcentruo @ 4:52:53pm: Oh, and he lives in an apartment
Arceus is Epic @ 4:52:59pm: my dad is turning 51 on 12/21/12
Quadcentruo @ 4:53:00pm: My parents are divorced
Arceus is Epic @ 4:53:07pm: merry frickin birthday

[ThePokeMan]

After a fight lasting a couple hours, I finally find a Kricketune with a Metronome...

ThePokeMan @ 5:40:01pm: FINALLY
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:05pm: 'FINALLY
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:16pm: SCREW YOU GAME
Reuniclus @ 5:40:23pm: Got the Metronome?
SuperEspeon25 @ 5:40:24pm: what?
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:25pm: PERISH SONG???
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:28pm:
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:34pm: THIEF IT
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:37pm: THIEF IT
Quadcentruo @ 5:40:42pm: Throw a Master Ball at it
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:43pm: I STOLE IT
Reuniclus @ 5:40:45pm: Catch it quickly, bro
ThePokeMan @ 5:40:47pm: SCREW YOU
Magmaster12 @ 5:41:01pm: NET BALL
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:02pm: KILL IT
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:07pm: AIR SLASH
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:10pm: YEAH
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:35pm: *begins laughing maniacally*
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:38pm: I GOT IT
Magmaster12 @ 5:41:39pm: ThePokeMan you do know the Thief works different this Gen right?
ThePokeMan @ 5:41:59pm: I THIEF'D IT RIGHT OFF
Magmaster12 @ 5:42:00pm: You don't get to keep the items after you use thief
ThePokeMan @ 5:42:08pm: I JUST DID
Magmaster12 @ 5:42:11pm:
ThePokeMan @ 5:42:21pm: I HAVE IT RIGHT ON ME
ThePokeMan @ 5:42:55pm: It's in my Bag now
ThePokeMan @ 5:43:10pm: It HAD to be Level 50 -.-
ThePokeMan @ 5:43:20pm: That's when it learns Perish Song
ThePokeMan @ 5:44:45pm: I just realized something
ThePokeMan @ 5:44:58pm: That was the first Level 50 Kricketune I found
ThePokeMan @ 5:45:13pm: That not only opened up with Perish Song
ThePokeMan @ 5:45:21pm: But JUST FLAT OUT USED IT
ThePokeMan @ 5:45:51pm: My game REALLY didn't want me to have that Metronome

[Arceus is Epic]

Quadcentruo @ 8:45:09pm: Doesn't it also slow down the attacker?
Quadcentruo @ 8:45:15pm: Err... defender
ThePokeMan @ 8:45:17pm: Nope
Arceus is Epic @ 8:45:24pm: no, just 100% crit
Quadcentruo @ 8:45:33pm: What move am I thinking of then?
Eagles @ 8:45:34pm: Guys I have a question.
ThePokeMan @ 8:45:39pm: You break even by using a 60 power attack
Arceus is Epic @ 8:45:43pm: Icy wind
ThePokeMan @ 8:45:45pm: Icy Wind
Arceus is Epic @ 8:45:50pm: ninjad
ThePokeMan @ 8:45:50pm: ninja'd