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Old October 22, 2014, 05:25:22 PM
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Couldn't find an existing thread on this, somewhat surprisingly. Anyway, I got bored and looked up some nerd jokes. Know any good ones, nerdy or otherwise?

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
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Because Oct 31 == Dec 25


If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
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He just couldn't put it down.


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
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They're cheaper than day rates.


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
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CoFe2


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
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BaNa2


Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

And, probably the most famous nerd joke ever written:

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Old October 22, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
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Here's a video full of bad jokes:


He's also done some other joke videos, some of which are linked at the end of the video, but just be aware that a few of the jokes in the other videos are a little NSFW.

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Old October 22, 2014, 10:27:56 PM
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?

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A condescending con descending

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