Rudolph the Runny-Nosed Reindeer
I randomly thought this up this morning.
Rudolph the runny-nosed reindeer
Had a very nasty nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it flows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and make him sneeze
They never let poor Rudolph
Eat anything but peas
Then one asthmatic Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so stuffed
Won't you become my lunch?
Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the runny-nosed reindeer
On our wall your head will be!
Alright, I know it's stupid.
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