This thread is like an interactive comic, where you can tell the character what to do and I'll draw him doing it and the result of his actions. It's similar to MSPaint Adventures. It's not intended to be a serious adventure, it's just for fun, and there are no gameplay mechanics, so you can make him do or say pretty much anything. I can only take one command at a time, so I'll be deleting any excess commands for the sake of neatness. Though if you just want to comment, that's fine. Hopefully you don't use Internet Explorer, otherwise the gifs won't display at their intended speed when I incorporate them.
Your name is Andy. You're an 18-year old d00d and you live in the town of Copeford. What do you do?