Things to do in an ELAVATOR. :)

[Yoshi648]

THINGS TO DO IN An ELEVATOR!
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space"
27) Stare at a woman passenger for some time, then when she notices you yell “HI LADY!!!!!!!!!!”
28) When people threaten to toss you out from the top floor say “That sounds interesting.When do we start?”
29) Sing the following song repeatedly until the elevator stops.
Elevator STOP!
Elevator POP POP!
Elevator STOP!
Elevator POP POP!
When is this elevator ever gonna STOP?!
(Make sure to sing VERY loudly.)

30) Fart. When someone remarks say, “He/She who smelt it delt it!”
Watch the chain reaction unfold.
31) Get on an empty elevator and do a butt dance at the doors until they open. Act surprized at the people staring at you. See if anybody actually gets on.

[KingOfKYA]

thats another good one

[Cat333Pokémon]

Genious! That is hilarious!

[Yoshi648]

Woah, those are all good. And don't forget the classic push all the buttons on the elevator before getting off.

[§ethi Xzon]

Don't we all love that?

[GreenMan]

It is very interesting to press all the buttons when you get off on the bottom/top floor

[KM111]

Ehl Oh Ehl. This is pretty good. Nice find!


I might have to try these sometime...

[GreenMan]

i do the button thing if there is no one left on the elevator

[Anthony the Lucario]

This is my first post after a week of being off...

"16) Tell people that you can see their aura."
Theres how im going to bug people in elevators

[GreenMan]

i would rather do number ten

[LiteTheIronMan]

Originally Posted by GreenMan

i would rather do number ten

Suspected Terrorism...EPIC WIN.

I think you can get arrested for that.

21 looks like fun.

[Serenade]

The best part of this is how many of these Ive actually done before, just not in an elevator. Especially the one about facing a wall.

[GreenMan]

i don't know but i want to bring in a clock that ticks and a box and put that in the corner

[emperorempoleon2]

I think I should record a version of 29.

[Cat333Pokémon]

Originally Posted by Yoshi648

Woah, those are all good. And don't forget the classic push all the buttons on the elevator before getting off.

Didn't you tell me not to do this today?

[Yoshi648]

Originally Posted by Cat333Pokémon

Didn't you tell me not to do this today?

As in when you are getting off the elevator, not like you who wants to stop on every floor beforehand.

[Blues]

Originally Posted by Yoshi648

Woah, those are all good. And don't forget the classic push all the buttons on the elevator before getting off.

I used to do that a lot when I was little. Recently I watched a little kid do it in a suite though, and the porter got really mad. Apparently pushing all the buttons is frowned upon.

[emperorempoleon2]

Originally Posted by Blues

Apparently pushing all the buttons is frowned upon.

Gee, ya think!?!?!?!?!?

[Squirtle102]

He forgot the old "oh wrong floor" trick.

[oggiratina57]

Originally Posted by Yoshi648

Woah, those are all good. And don't forget the classic push all the buttons on the elevator before getting off.

i did that yesterday lol