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May 23, 2009, 06:50:36 PM
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Think about it
Is it good or bad, if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?" Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why do "overlook" & "oversee" mean opposite things? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only have one? Isn't it weird to celebrate Christmas by sitting in front a dead tree and eating candy out of socks? Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? |
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#2
May 23, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
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Re: Think about it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! (Because I can spell it out unlike you idiots who just say "LOL" and "ROFLMAOCOPTORBBQFTW"!!!)
They have stuff like this on shirts... so funny. |
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#3
May 25, 2009, 10:19:10 AM
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Re: Think about it
Those are great.
Here is another one: Why do they call it rush hour when no one is moving? |
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May 30, 2009, 07:09:55 PM
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May 30, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
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Re: Think about it
I got one:
If everyone is unique, then is everyone the same? |
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June 1, 2009, 07:10:03 AM
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