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Old March 30, 2010, 06:56:42 PM
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http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001...2056.2147.html

PS The dude actually believes everything he said
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Old March 31, 2010, 04:18:16 AM
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Omg I use linux and AMD I'm a hacker!
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Old March 31, 2010, 08:54:52 AM
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Alright, let's see what I have done on this list:

1. Change ISP. Yep, we use Cox, not AOL.
2. Installing programs on my computer. Oh yes, because even though there are plenty of programs that were developed by people in their own free time and distributed for free on their own website, they are all obviously evil. Oh GIMP, you are so helpful in helping me hack into everyone's bank account.
3. Oh yes, because I want more RAM in my system to make it run faster or I need a new harddrive to store more stuff, I'm obviously using it for evil.
4. Yes, as CS major I read books about programming (obviously all for evil).
5. Oh yes, I spend WAY more then 30 minutes on a computer per day. But obviously I always have a command prompt open and never looking at things like video game news, reading/talking with people here on the forum, getting Lego ideas, etc.
6. Oh yes, all games are actually secret underground places where hackers talk. Cat, GreenMan and I play a game of Halo every now and then, but instead of killing each other and having fun, we talk about hacking into our school's computer system.
7. Because everyone who has a negative attitude obviously hacks and doesn't have any other social issues.
8. I have used Linux in school for programming assignment, and our server (where all of our files are stored) also runs on Linux.
9. If you wear baggy pants or bright colors you are a hacker. End discussion.
10. Ah, who doesn't love blaming computers/video games for their downfalls.

Hmm, I follow 7 of those. OMA I AM A HACKER SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE I AM A MENACE TO SOCIETY!!!!!11111

Seriously though, this is funny. I love it when people try to back themselves up with false data. Makes them look like even more of a moron. In fact, with all the stuff I learned from my Public Speaking class I could really point out how this guy fails.

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Old March 31, 2010, 10:07:32 AM
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I spend much more than half an hour on the computer everyday. I also download other programs onto the computer, including:

-Finale NotePad (Music program)
-Noteworthy Composer (Another music program)
-MPC and AMS (More music)

Does this mean I am a hacker?
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Old March 31, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
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I spend WAY more than 30 MINUTES a day on the computer. I also wear bright colours so I must be evil. Who woulda thought....

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Old March 31, 2010, 10:19:12 AM
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I spend WAY more than 30 hours a day on the computer. I also wear bright colours so I must be evil. Who woulda thought....
If you manage to spend more then 30 hours per day on the computer, then you are hacking something
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Old March 31, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
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If you manage to spend more then 30 hours per day on the computer, then you are hacking something
If anything I am trying to get onto my old MSN. That is only "hacking" myself, is that illegal?
Btw that was a typo.

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Old March 31, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
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I also wear bright colours so I must be evil.
That only applies to men.
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Old March 31, 2010, 12:31:21 PM
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PS The dude actually believes everything he said
Nope this isn't a serious artical thingy at all.

It's satire.
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