Favorite Internet quotes

[Jaredvcxz]

These can be quotes from anywhere on the internet: Other forums, IRC rooms, Youtube comments/videos, news sites, etc.

Some of mine    

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by catmmm
					
				
				
She starts by sniffing it and then she'll lick it. 
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by thiru
					
				
				
Letting Wikipedia define what you are is kinda sad...
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by Reflux
					
				
				
It's funny how the illegal copy is easier to install than the legit one.
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by Aftcomet
					
				
				
It's like saying take a bike to China because a plane may crash.
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by Dilyn
					
				
				
I'm not racist.

I hate everyone equally.
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by Simca
					
				
				
Anyone up for playing a lot with me?
			
		

	
	

			
				

					Originally Posted by CravinR1
					
				
				
gex, thanks for kinda defending me <3.  Your big valiant response was TLDR
			
		

[Luxray13579]

Lol, my favourite out of yours is, "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."

[Fubab_107]

"I'm a flying whale and I can grant your wishes!"

[Luxray13579]

*Is on DSi so I can't post the picture*
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

[Sunny]

Originally Posted by Roy

Just stick it in, and give it a hard, manly twist!

[Fubab_107]

Originally Posted by Luxray13579

*Is on DSi so I can't post the picture*
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

I can get that for you if you want...

Originally Posted by RobloxMario(Youtube)

I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING MEN.WHO SENDS ALL THESE DIGGLETT TO FIGHT?

[Sableyed]

Originally Posted by Captain_Obvious

I am Captain Obvious. He is Captain Sarcasm, he is Captain Oblivious, and he is Captain Understatement, and we make us the Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"!

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement

I don't really do much in the group.

Originally Posted by Captain_Sarcasm

No! You're so important! We can't do anything without you!

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious

Wait, what? Hmm?

Also, my comedy teacher once said.
"I hate everyone equally. And that implies that I hate who the most?"
And I answered (Correctly) "Yourself."

[Luxray13579]

Yes Fubab, can you get the picture?Kthx.

[Fubab_107]

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...uper_tuler.png

it can apply to both of us!

[Sableyed]

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement

I've heard it's rather large.

~ on The Universe

Originally Posted by Bill_Clinton

Thats what she said!

~ on the previous statement

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement

They might not always be entirely truthful.

~ on The Government

Originally Posted by Captain_Understatement

She's kind of chubby and can be promiscuous at times.

~ on Your Mom

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious

This man speaks the truth and only the truth.

~ on Captain Understatement

Originally Posted by Captain_Irrelevant

Egypt has an estimated population of 77.4 million.

~ on Captain Understatement

[NismoZ]

Originally Posted by Grave-E

A wild Misty appeared! Use your Misty ball to catch Mistys and record them in your Mistydex. Train a select team of 6 different Mistys to battle other Misty trainers and Misty leaders, before challenging the Misty league to prove you've got what it takes to be the greatest Misty trainer of all time!
*Note: This is the 'Misty' version. Connect with a 'Misty' version and trade with friends to fill your Mistydex!

Originally Posted by V Faction

You guys are like the Reese's Cup of Horrible. Except instead of chocolate and peanut butter, it's "Awful" and "more Awful".

Originally Posted by V Faction

*duct tapes lamp on to Bulbasaur*

There you go! Light-type.

Those were all from Bulbagarden Forums.

[RK-9]

COOL KONGREGATE, BRO

scyl: im back

scyl: my internet took a crp

[PokeRemixStudio]

This guy cracks me up.

Originally Posted by A butthurt game server admin

i think i dont need to explain u. U had a Effi of 80 %
DIII is a Team of descent promoters. We bring new Pilots to D3 and i become angry when i see peopel they come in and shoot this Noobs to the Moon.

Originally Posted by Same as above

Iknow! but there was Noobs in they had absolutly 0 Skill. They only wannt to chekout the Game and they cant checkout the game when they go killed every funking second.

[Dragiiin123]

shut up fat santa-Random guest on the SBCChat

[LiteTheIronMan]

Originally Posted by sbemail "theme song"

So you see, Ryan? You're asking me to give up 2 minutes of my 3 to 5 minute email show for what is essentially an advertisement for something you're already watching.